URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!

Friends! Bloggers! Compatriots! Lend me your eyes!

Today is the return of Earth Hour. We have been admonished, encouraged, Nay I say, Ordered to "Vote Earth" tonight at 8:30 local time, wherever we are, by turning off all of our lights and electrical components for an hour, to reduce the drain upon great Gaia's loving bosom

Stand fast with me my fellow lovers of freedom! My fellow lovers of man and lovers of the mandate to "be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"!

Draw your swords with me, my brothers, my sisters! Link your shields in mine! Let the spears of righteous truth be set at array! Let us push back against the onslaught of fascist liberal tyranny!

Tonight, at 8 p.m. local time, turn every light you own on. Activate every electric device you posses. And do not stop in your resistance of stupidity until 10 p.m.

In this fashion we shall show the world, the enemy that here, they shall find no sheep, but men! Hold the line, my brothers, my sisters! Like the mighty Spartans and their faithful servants, we too can hold back the millions of public stupidity!

Vote for man! Vote against the promulgators of violence! Vote for the stewardly dominion of the wild and unruly earth!

His True Talent Exposed

So we saw this on TV the other week. I don't normally watch SNL, but after they did the Sarah Palin skits I started just checking in.

It was a re-run of a Ben Affleck hosted episode. Now, I have come to call Ben Affleck what Thomas Sowell calls him: Ben Afflicted, or what I call him Ben Can't-Act-fleck. I think he is a horrible actor, and I couldn't tell you why. Unlike his buddy Matt, I just don't believe him. But I think that you will all come to agree with me that the following parody is brilliant and brilliantly performed. Well worth watching over and over and over. Perhaps sketch comedy is where his true talent lies.

That, and I love it when the left lampoons itself, when someone has become so obnoxious that even his cohorts can't help but ridicule him.

Enjoy

Funny Funny

You have got to go here and under the "Illustrating Absurdity" column on the right, click on "Barak the Magic Negro (That's What the L.A. Times Called Him)" It's absolutely hilarious!